Thursday 5 December 2013

The Measles Express

There once was a boy with measles,
Who went out with his pet weasel,
But the boy started twitching
When his spots started itching
And he drank half a gallon of diesel.

Yet the weasel was filled with disdain,
When his owner turned into a train.
He wasn't impressed
When the "Measles Express"
Left him stranded alone in the rain.

;-)

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